Christmas is a time for love, a time for giving and receiving.
And that applies to the bedroom too.
Christmas sex is possibly even greater than birthday sex as you’ve got a couple of weeks to put in that extra effort and you both get ‘special presents’.
But there’s more to Christmas sex than buying a cheap Mrs Santa dress from Ann Summers.
Now you and your partner have some hard-earned time off together you can have some fun and try a few new things.
Here’s some Christmas sex tips to help you put the XXX into X-mas.
1. The Naughty List
It can be hard to ask for what you want, especially if it involves something niche.
So both sit down, separately, with a paper and pen to write out 12 things you’d like to try.
Cut out each Christmas sex wish, fold them and put them in a jar with your partner’s.
Every day, take it in turns to pick out a couple to discuss and, if you’re both keen, attempt.
2. All I Want For Christmas Is You
Agree on a Christmas song you both love.
Whenever it comes on – out shopping, in the car, at a party – stop everything and snog each other’s face off.
More adventurous? Do more than snog. Just pull over first.
3. Christmas Unwrapping
Wait ’til he’s gone out on some boring errand. Get naked.
When he returns, make no comment on the fact you’re naked and go about your Christmas/New Year preparations as normal.
Let him watch you but not touch you until you’ve finished what you’re doing.
4. Rocking Around The Christmas Tree
Jump on your partner the minute they come through the door, drag them to the Christmas tree and have sex underneath.
You’ll never look at one the same again.
5. That Christmas Feeling
Run her a bath filled with floating candles and cinnamon-scented oil, put out the biggest, fluffiest towels, pour her some mulled wine and put her favourite music on low.
When she emerges, lead her to the bedroom which you have tidied, put on fresh bed linen and lit with scented candles.
Give her a gentle massage which may or may not turn x-rated but, if things are headed that way, may it clear she comes first.
6. Better To Give Than Receive
Got lots of dull events you can’t get out of?
Buy a remote control vibrator, give the control to your partner, instantly find those events more interesting.
7. Chestnuts Roasting On An Open Fire
Irish coffee, sheepskin rug, real fire, job done.
8. Room At The Inn
Take time out from all the rushing around by booking a night at a fancy hotel.
For added kink, arrive before him and dress up as a maid.
9. Here Cums Santa Claus
Now’s the time to get more imaginative while you’re down there on him or her.
Suggestions – champagne, ice, mints, warming lube, brandy cream.
10. Sleigh Ride
He sits back in a solid chair with his legs outstretched, you climb on, lean back and, well, go laughing all the way.
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